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Geoff Woliner, CPCM π§πΌ
Author, "The Path to Perfectia" series | Founding Member, Octopus Movement π | Host, "40 Going on 4" πpodcast | Speaker π€ | Terrible golfer ποΈββοΈ
Geoff Woliner, CPCM π§πΉ, is a multifaceted professional with a background in crafting compelling stories and engaging audiences through various platforms.
Formerly involved in diverse roles, ranging from executive recruiting to travel writing and communications analysis, Geoff brings a wealth of experience to the table.
With a Bachelor of Arts in Political Theory and Constitutional Democracy from Michigan State University, Geoff has a strong academic foundation.
Throughout his career, Geoff has been associated with notable organizations like the World Tonger Federation, BIZCATALYST 360Β°, Lights! Camera! Training!, tours4mobile.com, Winning Wit, and more.
Geoff's current focus includes the Path to Perfectia book series, podcasts, livestreams, events, and the sport of Tonger, where he continues to captivate audiences with his unique approach.
While Geoff's bio may seem unconventional, his dedication to helping individuals realize their potential and embrace their stories shines through.
Geoff's genuine interest in connecting with others and learning about their journeys exemplifies his positive and uplifting outlook on life.
Highlights
"I'm going to rob you. And poison you.
And you're going to love me for it π"
This is the entire premise of Las Vegas.
And Earth π
This city is built on an inhospitable desert where the sun slow-cooks you like a Carolina pork butt. Water bottles run you $25. Every game is rigged for you to lose. You pay an arm and a leg for the privilege of a hangover.
And yet, we keep coming back for more.
Just like our soul's journey through this plane of existence β¨οΈ
We have to work just to live. We get injured. Sick. Heartbroken. Play other games where it's rigged for us to lose (Mets fandom, LinkedIn Premium, etc).
...yet we keep coming back for more.
Taken at face value, both adventures are utterly inexplicable considering the quieter, cheaper, safer, healthier alternatives.
Until you boil it all down to one simple question.
Why do we do this to ourselves? π€·ββοΈ
Because it's fun π
Stay turned for the "Planet Vegas" video content series coming this week, describing in detail how your soul's journey mimicks a trip to this blazing asylum π₯
#vegas #lasvegas #soul
π₯ BREAKING: Clouds wondering why loud 737's keep bothering them while they're having lunch π₯
24,000 FEET -
After being disturbed by yet another Boeing 737 ascending to crusing altitude while trying to not have another door fall off, local clouds have been left wondering who they gotta kill to get a little peace and quiet around here.
"We're just chillin', forming, being...then BAM! These obnoxious things just tear through us like we aren't literally minding our own business", said the local cloud formation, "Not like I show up to your job and tell your safety inspector to wake up from his 10-hour nap."
Pilots, however, were adamant that they had a right to fly as they pleased.
"Mornin' clouds, from the guys up front", said the unnamed Southern accented pilot, through his thick mustache, "You may experience a few bumps as we head up to 33,000, so we encourage you to keep your mind-your-own-damn-business on at all times."
At press time, the Clouds union, local #33, was looking to form a severe thunderhead in retaliation, which Southwest pilots insisted they would fly through on principle.
#flying #weather #boeing
