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Ian B.
Product manager & Entrepeneur
Ian B. is the Vice President of Marketing at Backbone, a position he has held for some time. He brings over 15 years of experience in consumer-facing product management and marketing leadership to the role. Prior to his tenure at Backbone, Ian served in various significant positions, including Head of Publishing at Rec Room and Head of Games Business Development at Apple's App Store.1
He is recognized for his strategic approach to marketing and has a strong background in managing product lifecycles and developing marketing strategies that resonate with consumers. His professional journey reflects a commitment to innovation and excellence in the marketing field, making him a valuable asset to Backbone's leadership team.1
Highlights
I'm often asked about my stance on the Ninja Creami. I'd like to now formally announce my disapproval of the product and anyone attempting to make ice cream at home. I can summarize the main issues I have with the device in the following list:
- The name of the device is unforgivable and I refuse to speak it aloud.
- You do 98% of the work and then it takes all the credit.
- If you want ice cream today from the device, it won't give you ice cream today. You have to know you want ice cream tomorrow. Thats insane.
- You can buy 30-40 gallons of Tillamook County Creamery Association Ice Cream for the price of the device.
- You are never going to make ice cream better than Tillamook. They have figured out peak ice cream. Why are you doing this to yourself?
- Tillamook please sponsor my posts. I will accept ice cream as payment.
Thank you for your support.
Today Apple announced the invention of AI (Apple Intelligence) and with that they have destroyed my ability to continue using the "AI" moniker for my next project- Asynchronous Internet. AsycNet, as it will now be known, brings the joy and access of the internet to anyone with postal service access- no internet connection needed. This is the perfect solution for all of my connections on here living off the grid.
First you write a letter with $5 USD (cash only- no checks) asking for AsyncNet service addressed to: Mark Bozon 329 Albion Ave Woodside, CA 94062
Within 2-3 weeks you'll get a letter confirming receipt of "connectivity."
From there you may ask us anything that you think the internet might be able to answer. Just send a very clear question with $1 for every query (again, no checks). One of our agents (usually Mark) will respond immediately (2-3 weeks) with our very best attempt to answer your question.
